Welcome to Soccer Random, the game that looked at regular soccer and said, “What if everything was completely unhinged?” This isn’t your FIFA simulation. This is full-blown chaos with flailing limbs, slippery controls, and goals scored by accident—or pure cosmic luck.
It’s 1v1 or 2v2 madness. You control a team of wobbly ragdoll players that jump, kick, flip, and occasionally just fall over like jelly. The controls? One button. The strategy? Don’t ask. It’s physics-based nonsense, and it’s absolutely hilarious.
Every round brings a new twist:
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Sometimes you’re playing on a frozen field where players slide like penguins
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Other times, the goals are 20 feet tall and the ball is a giant beach ball
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Then suddenly it’s night-time, your players are wearing tuxedos, and gravity stops working
You never know what’s coming next. That’s part of the fun.
Core gameplay:
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Press the button and hope your player jumps at the right time
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Kick the ball (or miss horribly)
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Bounce it off your teammate’s face
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Accidentally score an own goal and laugh through the pain
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First to 5 goals wins—but no lead is safe when the game physics are this cursed
The matches are quick, frantic, and absolutely perfect for local multiplayer chaos or quick solo rounds against the CPU. It’s the kind of game where you shout, scream, and cry-laugh all within 60 seconds.
You can play with:
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A friend on the same keyboard (get ready to scream at each other)
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A CPU opponent that somehow always kicks better than you
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Zero expectations, because this is not about skill—it’s about vibes
What makes it amazing:
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One-button gameplay that’s easy to pick up, impossible to master
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Hilarious ragdoll animations that make every goal look like a lucky accident
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Constantly changing environments, weather, and costumes to keep things fresh
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Silly backgrounds like space stations, beaches, castles, and who-knows-where-next
The visuals are cartoonish and colorful, with characters that look like bendy toys and fields that change every round. The slow-mo goal replays are pure comedy gold—watch your player flop through the air like a broken action figure, bounce off three walls, and somehow headbutt the ball into the net.
Sound design is full of boings, smacks, crowd cheers, and goofy background music that ramps up the absurdity. It’s the opposite of serious sports—this is a celebration of chaos with a soccer ball.
Controls
PC:
Mobile:
Who’s this for?
Fans of Dumb Ways to Die, Wrestle Jump, Volley Random, or anyone who wants to play soccer without knowing the rules—or caring. It’s for party gamers, meme lords, rage quitters, and casual players who just want to press a button and scream with laughter.
Soccer Random on Kiz10 is like soccer, if soccer was invented during a fever dream by two physics students on zero sleep. Press. Kick. Pray. Laugh. Repeat.