???? TABS: WHEN STRATEGY TAKES A FACEPLANT ????
This isn’t war It’s a physics sandbox of flailing limbs and tactical nonsense Welcome to TABS Total Accurate Battle Simulator where armies trip over rocks launch themselves off cliffs and somehow win anyway ????????
???? YOUR TROOPS ARE NOT OKAY
Peasants that fall before the fight starts ????
Knights that miss and charge into fences ????️????
Archers who forget where the enemy is ????????
Mammoths with rage issues ????????
They don’t obey orders They barely stand upright They’re perfect
???? “STRATEGY” (AIR QUOTES REQUIRED)
Want to pit 100 farmers against Zeus? Do it.
Wanna place cheerleaders behind a catapult to boost it into orbit? Please.
It’s not about balance It’s about vibes ????
???? HISTORY MIXED IN A BLENDER
Vikings vs Samurai ⚔️????
Pirates vs Pharaohs ????☠️????
Zeus punching a tank ????⚡
Nothing makes sense It’s historically inaccurate in the best way
???? EVERY FRAME IS A DISASTER GIF
Spears through teammates ????
Soldiers mid-ragdoll somersaults ????
Catapults launching chickens ????????
You’ll take 40 screenshots before you even care about winning
???? BUILD THE DUMBEST ARMY IMAGINABLE
Mix ice giants with bards and balloon archers
Place three hobbits behind a mammoth just because
No strategy No sense All chaos
????️ CONTROLS FOR THE SLEEP-DEPRIVED GENERAL
Drag and drop to place troops ????️
Hit play and witness beautiful disaster ▶️
Click units to possess them and fight personally (terribly) ????
???? SANDBOX MODE: UNHINGED CREATIVITY
500 peasants vs 1 tank? Yes
Cheerleaders boosting an army of banana throwers? Absolutely ????
Final boss is a chicken with jet boosters? Why not
???? CAMPAIGN MODE: STRUGGLE BUS
Use limited units to solve ridiculous problems
Retry 17 times because a bard fell off a cliff
Victory tastes like dumb luck and regret ????
???? UNIT CREATOR: MAKE MONSTERS
???? SOMETIMES DEEP TACTICS EXIST
Formation kinda matters ????
Ranged vs melee works (until they trip) ????⚔️
Flanking is a thing if your units stop moonwalking
???? MOBILE FRIENDLY IDIOCY
???? COMMUNITY WORKSHOP OF INSANITY
Download other players’ horrors
Fight Shrek armies or Thomas the Tank with laser eyes ????️????
Nothing is safe Everything is cursed
???? LOSING HAS NEVER BEEN THIS FUN
You’ll lose to your own troops tripping
You’ll laugh while your mammoth flies off the map
You’ll fail And still feel victorious
???? FAQ FOR THE FLAILING COMMANDER
❓ Is this game serious? LOL no
❓ Are the ragdolls intentional? Beautifully so
❓ Can I win? Define “win”
❓ What’s accurate about it? The name is sarcasm
???? FINAL FLOP OF GENIUS
TABS isn’t strategy It’s a ragdoll ballet of stupid decisions gone spectacularly wrong Place units Launch the chaos Laugh and scream Repeat
Play now on Kiz10.com where tactical genius meets rubber-boned stupidity in glorious 360° slow-motion ????????????
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