🌲 LUMBER INC - MAYHEM IN THE FOREST 🪓💼
Welcome to Lumber Inc, where trees aren’t just a backdrop—they’re your currency, your obstacle, your downfall, and your golden ticket. This isn’t peaceful forestry. It’s a chainsaw-fueled race to build an empire from logs, panic, and questionable safety regulations.
You don’t plant forests. You conquer them.
🪚 START SMALL, FAIL BIGGER
Begin with one log and one dream
Hire a lumberjack who thinks maple syrup is fuel
Upgrade saws that sound like tortured robots
Watch your profits soar and your machines explode
This isn’t a sim. It’s a wild ride of wood and regret.
💼 STAFF WHO SHOULDN’T OPERATE ANYTHING
Carl, the chainsaw whisperer with no brakes
The forklift driver who drifts for fun
The intern who sings to logs
They mean well. They cost more.
🌲 FORESTS WITH ATTITUDE
Frozen pine zones with snowstorms and angry moose
Jungle trees that fight back
Haunted forests with glowing stumps
Every new area is a new flavor of danger.
🏗️ EXPANSION LEADS TO INSANITY
Build conveyor belts that jam on purpose
Storage yards filled with forklifts doing donuts
Sales offices that sell to clients with glowing red eyes
Growth is fast. Mistakes are faster.
🔥 EMERGENCIES ARE Inevitable
Fires that leap across buildings
Exploding saws from mysterious malfunctions
Workers using fire extinguishers as jetpacks
It’s not if disaster happens. It’s when.
📈 DAILY LOGS OF DOOM
Wood processed: 7 million tons
Accidents: "Under review"
Employee morale: "We have snacks"
Success comes at a price. Usually in repair bills.
🎯 MISSIONS THAT MAKE NO SENSE
Deliver wood to a mountain wizard
Cut down a smiley-face forest
Chase a log that rolls into town
We promise it makes less sense the more you play.
🕹️ CONTROLS BUILT FOR CHAOS
😂 UNFORGETTABLE WOODEN FAILS
Worker builds log tower instead of shipping crates
Tree falls on employee lounge
Forklift races during safety drills
Nothing is safe. Not even you.
🧠 LUMBER LIFE FAQ
❓ Can I hire better staff? — You can try. But Carl stays.
❓ Is automation worth it? — Until it explodes.
❓ What if I run out of trees? — Don’t. Just don’t.
❓ Is this game realistic? — It’s more real than your paycheck.
🛠️ UPGRADES FOR THE UNHINGED
Golden saws that sparkle and jam
Coffee fountains for "worker morale"
Rooftop meditation zones (that catch fire)
Are they worth it? Absolutely not. Get them anyway.
🌲 FINAL TIMBER THOUGHTS
Lumber Inc is loud, unpredictable, and a glorious mess of sawdust and ambition. Build your empire one plank at a time while everything around you crashes, burns, and somehow turns a profit.
Play now on Kiz10.com and show the forest who really runs this logging circus 🚩🌳🚀📈💪